8/23/07

so mr i dont wanna sign my name to the trash i talk

i recently posted a controversial post on the state road race and out of the sixteen comments i received 9 of which that are anonymous.
first of all those of you who wont sign you name to the trash you talk are douche bags.
second, if you'd like to voice your opinion why dont you get your own blog and not fill my comment section with your blabber.
third, if you'd like to give me advise why dont you tell me in person or give me a call. obviusly if i dont know who you are your advise means jack shit to me.
fourth my comments section is not a place for blog readin trash talker to argue about why this and that.
fifth, i train hard to race, not sit behind someone!
sixth and this one who goes out to the huge sack that wrote the most recent comment. obviously you have never ridden with me or even watched my races. i will always be on the front doin my fair share if not more of the work. no matter who im riding with. i pride myself and my racing style in the fact that i will either win convincingly or blow up spectacularly. i have never not pulln threw, no matter how bad im hurtin. talent you say.....mabe. guts and layin it out on the course... pry more like it. to think that i would upgrade just to be a pussy is retarded. i would upgrade to be a tough guy who rides smart. mabe you should spend more time riding you bike and less time commenting on peoples blogs so that way you wont be the pussy, douche bag. obviously im not getting any respect by typing this insanely negative post but people who feel the need to comment to me negatively need to man up and sign their names. tator did...thanks buddy. as for the rest of you no talent wastes of space, get a life or ride your bikes.
i guess its fun haters like the anonymous comm enters who make me not want to blog much anymore. to think that people who think so little of the way i race and my training tactics that they could have the nerve to see what i do every other day. does it really matter what i do or say if all your gonna do is preach to me anonymously. if you think what i have to say is dumb or bitchy or down rite stupid......then dont read it. if you go back to the many post that i have that one and this one are the only remotely negative post i have ever done. out of the twenty or so blogs i read almost daily the only negative comments i have left are on thads and titties. my great friends and in my opinion was just giving um a little guff. so in endin of my sixth complaint mr. anonymous why dont you get a hold of me at beaverface22@yahoo.com and i'll take you on a little trainin ride and then we'll see who the pussy is.....unless your really good or clark then ignore that last statement.....otherwise shut the fuck up.
seventh this is my blog and i reserve every right to complain on it. if you dont like it, dont read it. seems simple.
eighth, as for the rest of you bikers who love to race and drink beer and read what i say and take it with a grain of salt.... you guys rock
ok ok enough with that jazz. got to go ride my bike
out
beav

wonder if titties is enjoyin all the ladies at isu....

15 comments:

Christy said...

Chris,
Keep riding & writing. Ignore all stupid anon comments. If there are smart anon comments feel free to take them under advisement.

Christy

mtb05girl said...

Your post made me laugh, and made my day.

If you are going to Gateway Cup, you should check into upgrading and pre-registering. The fields are getting to their maxes.

Keep riding SMART and STRONG!

Squirrel said...

SHUT UP AND RIDE BIATCH!!

PEACE

Anonymous said...

You Rock & Keep 'em on their toes...

I decided after talking to you the other night, maybe we should both do the CX B race in KC?

not the anonymous anonymous ;)

Anonymous said...

Beav used to give me a lot of crap and it used to piss me off. However, after a while I found out he's a great friend and I wish I could be a little more like him. Smiley--- Nick W.

Thaddeus S. Neil said...

I anonymously think you are the coolest!!! And to everyone else who thinks otherwise, Step off! If you are the anonymous coach that can't sign your posts, I think that makes you anonymously lame! Oh yeah, I sign my posts!

Anonymous said...

awww looks like youre down in the dumps i want you to know that im here for you if you'd like i could drag my sack across your face

Pete Basso said...

Hansen - Dude why are you letting these anonymous posters get under your skin? That's exactly how they want you to react, don't feed their ego's. BTW, you can set your blog to not accept anonymous posts if you want. Now down to busy...

After racing with you this year I have a ton of respect for the way you ride. You go after the race like no other and stick it to the sprint in the end. You've amazed me a couple of times this year. You're a gifted rider, (anyone that can drink as much as you, sleep as little as you and win as much as you do I call gifted). You owe us nothing except your occassional post. It's your blog, write whatever you want!!

Stay with the blog, it's pretty funny to read, don't let the spineless "im"posters ruin your blog. Anyone can hide behind the curtain of obscurity and point fingers while taking no responsibility, the rest of us will "man up" to what we say. See you tomorrow, now go drink up!!

chris hansen said...

no titties you cant drag your sack across my face

Anonymous said...

nice read, i should come here more often! but, most of the comments that were "annon" were actually really good tips in the previous post.

some of the best advice i have gotten over the 2 years of my road racing "career" were not from the "fast" guys, but were from the older, "experienced" guys. do not select what advice you are given based on who is fast in "Iowa."

like christy said, if they are "anon," still take them into consideration if they are good tips.

also, never burn bridges with who you race with--will this post do so? prolly not, but you never want to be a marked man . . . ha

signed an old WC XC runner who did not call you last weekend to ride because I was shot from 2 100+ mile rides in 4 days.

Carson said...

chris,
great post, that was very funny!

hope to race with you tommorrow and a couple more times.

Anonymous said...

Hmmm! Old Web.City XC runner. Gotta be a lawyer by the name of Nathan. Coca Cola Anon.

Sean Noonan said...

chris breezy pulled all day today.

....but he's still a cat. 4.

Marc H said...

Take a chill pill (or down a case of brew) and get ready for cross.

Carpal tunnel won't help the handling.

G-Marco

Cornbread said...

It's all good, good buddy. Ignore the haters and keep on postin'.