y is it

over the past few days ive put some serious thought into some things.......
y is it that one will come plain about how much being at work sucks and they hate it but when givin the option to come in they say sure i need the money.
y is it that one can be completely wasted and adamantly turn down a beer but can easily be talked into something stupid and embarrassing
y is it that one could be in the perfecrt relationship and try to get out of it but get into a bad one and try so desperately to make it better.
y is it bryan likes to lick peanut butter off of dogs balls but wont admit to being gay.
y is it noonan eats enough food to make people starve in china, he then has to go over there repeatedly to rub it into their faces and eat their food, but china still lets him in.
y is it that nationals is gonna be a blast and im gonna love it but i will pry be so drunk i wont remember what happens.
y is it that i hate cold and snow but love to be out rollin around in it.
y is it that i used to put down four hours a day on my trusty steed but now i can barely find four hours a week.
y is it paul v can call and rub it in every time hes drinkin but if i did that it would just be annoying and excessive
y is it carl has entered cyclocrossers anonymous but when asked if he has a cyclocross problem he denies it.
y is it squirrel loves to kill and eat venison but has passed up and even takin pictures of deer walkin past.
y is it donny has a head like that but hasnt been contacted by ripleys beleive it or not.
y is it amanda hasnt gone pro yet but when she does she pry wont have time for all us "little" people.
y is it thad hasnt gone pro yet but when he does he pry wont have time for all us "little" people
y is it sometime your foot itches but when you scratch it, it itches more.
y is it that my cyclocross season was almost nonexistent but when i think about it im still disappointed.
y is it lou puts the wine away and parties with everyone else all the time but only parties with me once a year.
y is it titties always is on the look out for chix but never has one around..... it rhymes with hay.
y is it clark is the coolest old skool rider but when you hang out with him he is.
y is it you took the time to read all this but when you think about it you wonder y you even read this blog
out
beav

wonder if cvo will be streaking this time in k.c...................

oh wowzers

two posts in one week. i know i know crazy
the weird thing is that im updating and i dont really have anything to update about. well i guess i got a few things but nothing of any real importance.
yesterday was the first day i have been out in the cold without a beard in years. i got to tell you havin sum scruff on your face is nice. i dont really want to get my face acclimated to the weather here cause in a few weeks ill be enjoyin 85 degrees.
i hate the holidays. everyone thinkin they need to buy this and that for everybody. i dont even like buying myself stuff. but now i got to go into the stores and deal with all the peoples and buy somebody something that will pry never use. happy holidays...... i mean bah humbug?
i have been watchin a lot of the family guy latley cause its to cold most of time to do any thing else. that show cracks me up. i've never laughed so damn hard at cartoon. fickin hilarious!
what else..what else oh... the other day i got sum new treads on my truck. after paying tickets and new rubber i got out of that deal about five hundred down..damn!
titties is growin up fast these days and is becomin a real beer connoisseur. the other day he told me about the taste and flavors of a variety pack of boulevard wheats. now i dont know bout you but when i went to college i couldnt afford pricey beers, let a lone variety packs of pricey beers. i was out for quantities not quality. im pretty sure he could have bought at least two thirty packs of the high life for the price he payed fo that twelever. dumb ass!
i would also like to thank every person out there who called over the weekend to let me know what a GREAT time they were having and "wishing" i was there. bastards.. you know, all of life cant be a party. some of us have to work and pay the bills, i do wish i could have been there. drank a few and caught up with the beautiful iowa peeps. i hope you all partied like i would have.
well i suppose i should get horizontal for a while and see whats on the back my eyelids before i go to work
out
beav
wonder if titties gonna get drunk this weekend..................

what the duece

well regardless to my racing appearances i still have been ridin. i havent been able to ride as much as i would like but oh well. got to beat up the streets with ol clark the other day. he was preparing for his big cyclocross race. wonder how he did?

i have been doin the same ol same ol

things have gotten a little crazy at the ol hansen rez.

here was a yeager nite gone bad

still dont think ill ever be a guitar hero though

well as for the test i took i really dont know how i did. i was sick the day of the test. i mean really sick, not from the bottle. i was gettin dizzy in the middle of it and cant remember parts of it. oh my head wasnt in the game that day fo sho. but we'll see get the results in a few days.

in other news i will be headin to arizona for a while. as most of you pry already know. gonna go live and train in the desert for a while. i guess it will be fun times. while you guys r on trainers ill be beatin up some pavement. dont worry ill keep you informed. but if neone wants to come visit and do a little trainin let me know. i gots a place... could be fun. hopefully titties is gonna make the trip.

what else..... oh yeah i hate cold weather.

out

beav

wonder who is gonna party it up with me at nats................

study study study

well the last week ive been studying the hell out of this damn thing. its blowing my mind. i didnt even study this hard when i was in college. what the hell am i thinkin. oh yeah if i pass its atleast twenty grand more a year. little bit of an incentive i guess.
well i know what ill be doin after i get done with it.......

i think ive been workin entirely way to much. i even got one hell of a cold last week that im finally gettin over. blew more snot than humanly possible. i was drained. thats odd for me cause it usually dont get me like that. i dont need the flu shot ill just go to work at electrolux where people dont know how to wash their hands, cover their mouths, or even practice proper hygiene for that matter.

well i suppose if life requires sleep and thats what i need to do. im typin this after my twelve hour over night shift. arrrggg. so mabe ill see you in molline or mabe ill see you in lincoln, hell mabe you just see me passed out on a bar stool either way im out

lata

beav

wonder if bryan is gonna tear up the quad city bar scene this week.......

titties big day

well this past Thursday was titties 21st b-day.
i went down there with the intentions to stay sober? yeah rite we were down to party. and party we did. oh my!! parts of the nights got a little hazey but luckily i brought the camera and the next morning it all came back. so i guess i will share it with you.
showed up and titties was already at it. so anxious he couldnt even wait.

little guy a sober and ready for the night. it was such a speacial night we even made t's

put our names on the backs. oh hells yeah

twelve chimed a titties had his first legal beer

he was so excited he got a little out of hand
had shots

and more shots

and then he got to see it all again

so we decided on his empty stomach he needed some food. hes a little upset

but like a little trooper he hit it again

and at that point was he toast. he pry dont even remember asking me to rub his nips

and the next day i think he was still wasted

man we fucked that town up. it was a fricken blast. titties drank to his breakin point and break he did. well it was a good time and im glad i got to share it with him. the problem is now hes twenty one he pry dont want to booze it up anymore...... yeah rite.

well this weekend i got off but i have to go take my state board exams for my electrical certifications so no racin again. and jingle cross i gots to work..... so nope. nationals i i cant cause my race would be on thursday so no racin there either. looks like im done for the year which is a good thing cause i havent been poundin the pavement much since?????? god i cant remember when. been runnin but still i HATE the fuckin cold. and im just not motivated to ride when i cant feel my toes.

i got a flat tire on my truck the other day. so i took the tire off and took it out to get it repaired at the local tire shop. they said it couldnt be repaired i had a hole in the side wall. well i just bought new tires about six monthe ago and the tire i have on there werent made any more. damn so either i have to search all around for this one tire, by a nonmatchin tire, or find a used one. well i told the guy i would get back with him. loaded up my tire in my brothers car and take off. only too be pulled over two blocks later. damn wud i do. so he told me i didnt have a front lisence plate and registration tags were expired. i explained kindly that it wasnt my car and i was just barrowin it. he said it didnt matter and gave me the tickets with fines totalling 144 dollars. when things go bad they really go to shit.....

well got to go towork to pay the fuckin state so.......

out

beav

wonder if titties has got the taste of puke out of his mouth yet...........

what ive been up to

well i havent really been up to a whole lot. doin the normal extra curricular activities as usual.

makin beer"o"mids

tryin to b a hero....a guitar hero

i even have been getting some action....

2nite at midnite titties is the big 21. oh shit. im drinkin rite now as i type this. its gonna be huge. a nite to remember... well he wont. tomorrow were gonna go out to eat and do some drinkin in ames. if you'd like to go out to eat or party afterwards.. mabe even both give me a call or email me at beaverface22@yahoo.com itll be fun. hope to see you there

gots to make my way to the casa da titties

out

beav

wonder if my livers ready for this.............