Beav's blog

racin

2008-10-14T19:52:00.004-04:00

thanks to papa tittes for the pic

well sorry for taking so long to post this one. i went and raced down in newton at the cross race a couple of weeks ago. it was good to taste blood from the lungs again. havent had any real efforts sinces state crit. its started out with me and titties lined up on the front along with sum others. it was decently spread apart and then tony came up late and wanted to squeeze in there with us. it should have been a sign of things to come. as paulos blew the whistle i jumped and got clipped in took one pedal stroke and all the sudden tonys leaning on me and then he rights himself and that caused me to roll into titties and to keep from wreckin titties out i had to slow down in which somebody hit me from behind. what a damn mess so needless to say i ended up at the first corner 8 or nine wheels back. not where i want to be. the rest of the race was about the same luck. on the second lap i thought the pedaling got awfully hard so a i pedal for another half lap or so thinking what the fuck, is a break rubbing, nope, some bearing i don't know about bad, nope something wrong wih my derailleur, yep. as i looked down i had a fucking course marker stuck in that derailleur threw both of the wheels. so i stopped and yanked it out and the flag part was still stuck wrapped around one wheel. so i pedaled up to the pit where paul varnum was waiting to help me out. then after that there was no way to make up that ground so i had a "fun" rest of the race and put putted around by my self in no mans land noticing what a nice day it was.
sucks some days it goes right and some days it goes wrong. not saying that my fitness is there but at least i got an excuse this time.
went out on a three and a half hour gravel grinder today. it started out great and then it rained and then it got windy and then the roads turned to shit, and then i got cold, and then i got home and jumped in the shower, and then i made pigs in a blanket, and then clark came over and gave me a beer and i shared my pigs in a blanket, and then clark left, and then i did some laundry. so it turned out to be an alright day.
well got to go to d-port this weekend and try to do good at cross. we will see i guess. titties and i are making the trip together, in the love machine, that ought to be a hoot.
out
beav

wonder what titties is gonna try and pull in the love machine now that hes a single man again....

catchin up

2008-10-08T21:30:00.007-04:00

went to maine saw some lobsters

then i ate um

met up w my bff tom

drank sum sauce
watched a bike race. notice arrow joe with the full tt set up. what a tool!!
stopped at sum brewerys...

saw how they did they're stuff

looked at sum scenery

saw the coast

and the coast again
ever get the chance go to maine. b-e-a-u-tiful

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beav

wonder if titties thinks i'm b-e-a-u-tiful.....

home

2008-09-30T22:03:00.002-04:00

well i made it home. things have been pretty hectic. got home and went to work. it always sux goin back to work after vacation, and it really sucks going back to work knowin that your missin cross races. the important thing is titties took home the win on saturday. yeah titties!!!!

i've got some pictures from my trip that i will post later. they are pretty kick ass.

well this weekend i got a race in newton. its gonna kick ass and i hope to see you all there. i mean its in a pretty central location so i better see everybody there. no its all the way on the other side of the state crap, right in the middle where the fun will be levels will be high and the competition levels will be even higher.

well thats all for now

out

beav

wonder if titties is gonna beat me this weekend......

maine

2008-09-20T10:10:00.002-04:00

well i made it to the great state of maine. the scenery is very beautiful here and the red hook brewery is about two minutes from where i sit. i got a feeln its gonna be a good trip :)
in other news there is a huge crit in portsmouth which is like ten minutes from here and guess who didnt bring a bike. oh well i'll go watch and sauce it up. dont get to just go and watch races anymore so it should e a nice change of pace....
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beav

wonder if titties has been practicin mounting and dismountin.....

wednesday nites

2008-09-11T11:29:00.002-04:00

well last night i went down to see titties. we hit up the wednesday nite bike world ride. the wind was a little annoying but other than that it was a good ride. it was shocking to see how well im ridin after takin so much time off cause of my knee.

after the ride we hit up applebees for some beer and wings. it was delicious. then we watched the cubbies play the cards, and win.

well on the schedule for me is train for cross, work, and go to maine. yep in a week im headed to maine for a week to visit one of my best buds tom. it ought to be a hoot.

well thats all for now. im gonna try and put more junk on here that way you people can keep up on me. mostly just mom and dad.

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beav

wonder if titties is really into weiners.......

another kind of biker

2008-09-08T14:06:00.003-04:00

in the off time me and my other biker buddies have been touring the states on another kinda bike...

cruisin the great river road.....

lots of fun to be had....

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beav

wonder if titties would ride my hog.......

on the road

2008-07-15T10:32:00.005-04:00

yep me and b2u fellas are up at superweek right now. puttin miles on the car and in our legs.

we went to the clear lake races last weekend and dominated. i shouldn't say that i really dominated but our team did. on saturday we blocked the hell out of the crit so bryan could stay away and then i led will out for second so we could lock up the iowa cup. we all worked well together and had a big part in the race. not to say that i came away from that empty handed. there was an oakley prime and i took that. got these sweet radars. they are music to my eyes. sunday was the road race. i was feelin very well and sitting at the front and then bang!!! flat tire.... guess i ran over somethin good cause it slashed the shit out of that tire. any who sucked ridin home by myself but thats the way it goes. came in to find out we took 1,2,3,&5. mabe if i was there we could have took all five. haha that would have been sweet.

made the trek to chi town and we been relaxin before the races.

some guys are just bein goofy...

doin the bike racer thing.... gettin naked in the ghetto

we race monday at a...shall i say shady hood called richton park. us bikes to you boys attacked the shit out of the race like a fat kid and cake. we put in constant attacks. i talk to a guy after the race and he asked how many of us were out there. i told him four and his jaw dropped. he replied with, "no shit, felt like twenty of you out there." bryan chilled in the back and attacked at the end and stuck it for the victory. with andrew takin 5 in the field sprint. awesome. we definetly made that race our bitch too.

stuck aroun to see the big boys race.... those wheels are just fuckin awesome.....

well got to get in the shower and make sure my stache is lookin good. we are in bensonville today and tomorrow and then up to wisconsin. hopefully are luck will stay the same and we can pull out some more good results..

out

beav

wonder if titties will ever let somebody else win.......

back at 'er

2008-07-06T21:35:00.009-04:00

well as most of you know im still alive....... hurray!
i've been a busy beaver. i guess i could go threw everything you all missed out on, but i wouldnt want you people to get a bad opinion of me.
i went racin a couple of weeks ago. titties and i put down some bikes to you law and won it. i think we animated the race nicely and pulled out the shake and bake like cal nortin jr. (talledega nites) mite want to watch for that at clear lake. you can try and stop us but im gonna tell u its impossible to stop the momentum of the sling shot.
anywho im not gonna bore you with my ridin stories. i mean how many times can u hear yeah i went out with clark and died, or titties really worked me today, or k-pav ripped my legs off. i could tell ya heart rate, power output, avg. speed, wind, route, food ate, beer drank.... wait thats kinda cool.... well i dont even have a speedo on my bike so i couldnt even tell ya shit. if i was a nerd enough to even record that crap i sure as hell would make myself look more like a geek by displaying some lame graph about shit that nobody cares about. i mean how many of you who are reading this actually care what somebody elses heart rate was at mile 32 of their ride. people need to get lives for sure. but i guess different stroke for different folks...
well beside my bikin i do have a life outside of thatand i think ill share a little of that with you all....

been doin a lot of chillin with the homie. you know hangin and drinkin on couches outside... classic
went to green days spotted a mobster......
i recently turned the big 25 thats was cool. had a little get together at the casa. some ass put relighting candles on the cake. what chore that was.
been doin more chillin and illin. kim h. had us hang and drink a few brews.. thats was really nice
one of my good buddies got married a few weeks back. well hell all my friends are gettin married.... arrrrg ..... thats pretty much what i have been doin all spring and summer. missed quite a few races cause of those darn things... got to be there for the free booze.. here is chuck getting made a fool on the start of the bachelor party nite. this is as g rated as it got and it was all down hill from there... honestly xxx by the end good times.............

here was another nite turned ugly. me and peed havin a little shot war. that nite mite have hurt my fitness a bit.
i grew a sweet stache for mustache may. had the foo man choo rockin.....

been goin to some concerts...... this was the start of the brett micheal show... jesse made it kinda shitty.....
but things turned around and got awesome quick.....

dont remember this one

well i suppose it was nice for you all to catch up.

plans for the weeks to come are go to clear lake sat. with titties and camp sat. nite after titties locks in the iowa cup at the crit. anybody want to join could be lots of fun. if you do let me know. then sunday after the road race and i win the hed wheels its off to wisconsin for a week of superweek and titties. comin back just in time for ragbrai. anybody wants to ride with me on certian days for that? i cud stand havin a drinkin buddy or twelve. let me know on days for tht too. then finally back home to nurse the saddle sores.

well i'm out

beav

wonder if titties and the b2u boys are celebrating it up beaver style after winning the ttt.....

give me a minute

2008-06-25T01:07:00.002-04:00

as soon as i get my damn computer fixed ill post somethin for ya. its taken me like twenty minutes to upload a f-ing photo. and since i think its lame that you cant look at some sweet pics when u read me retarded posts u'll just have to wait a few days.....
out
beav

wonder if titties is all jacked up like a spider monkey......

party time

2008-05-08T10:55:00.002-04:00

ah titties

out

beav

wonder if titties will ever drink margaritas as big as his head again.....

ridin w titz

2008-04-14T21:01:00.003-04:00

crazy kids

hit the streets with titties today. listened to him complain about sunday blah blah blah. it was fun though. he had to rush back to ames to go to school. i miss him already....

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beav

wonder if titties will ever party before races again......

todays the day

2008-04-01T13:39:00.002-04:00

i just cant get the time to ride.
i just cant get the time to train.
i just cant get the money to go.
todays the day i say good bye to bike racing................
out
beav

wonder if titties will be ok..........

shaweet

2008-03-11T23:20:00.002-05:00

got me some new grips

thanks 4 da hook up j.k. i got to tell yeah these things feel amazing and i cant wait to tear up some single track with the palms resting on these beautys....

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beav

wonder if titties will ride sum single track w/ me this year.......

im not done!! hahahah

2008-02-21T19:39:00.001-05:00

wonder if titties is an artist......

nothing bike related

2008-02-19T10:55:00.004-05:00

last nite i went out with sum buddys from work to enjoy quater wings at our local watering hole. one of my buddies had asked me if i had ever had a moscow mule. i hadnt and so we ordered one up. they bring this thing out in this copper cup and i was like what the hell is this. but looks can be deceiving. it was magnificent. next time you go out for sum cocktails, no not cock bryan, order one of these babies up cause they are mmmm mmmm good. well after being introduced to that we were down to the saloon, our friend jaybo was preparing to eat a hundred wings in a half hour. you see a few weeks back he bet me he could do it and i told him no fuckin way...... so after lots of argueing and lots of beer the bet was made. and last night was the day of truth. look at all the greasy nasty goodness? well he tore into um like a mad man and in the first ten minutes he tore threw forty of um. i was like oh shit this is gonna cost me.

but you see the game of competitive eatin you need to have endurance and he burnt is candle to quick and after sixty he was done. i was impressed with a sixty count. i could barely eat a dozen.
i bet his toilet is feelin the hurt today. i guess he did put his money where his mouth was. but i think with some practice he could get to the century mark.

well off to enjoy my day off

out

beav

wonder if titties has superimposed his face on anything else......

all together now

2008-02-17T09:23:00.002-05:00

Bikes to You

its gonna be a year filled with fun......

it gonna be a year filled with team work............

its gonna be a year filled with success.......

its gonna be a year filled with travel..........

its gonna be a year filled with titties?

like what you see? i do. guy in the back second from the left is pretty sexy...

see ya at the races

beav

wonder if titties really lost his fingerprints by way of burn or if they were sum how rubbed-off.... if you know what i mean............

michigan

2008-02-15T01:35:00.004-05:00

well last weekend i headed over to michigan to visit my mom. joe, kelso, and i made the 10hr drive across this great land to see mommy dearest.

me and mom

while we were there we headed to a hockey game for some fun
after that we headed to the local buffalo wild wings for some good eats. the elderly lady is my moms good friend rita, we traded hats for a while
it was cold and snowy in michigan, i think this pic explains a lot on how i feel about that place.
well as many of you regular readers out there are probably wonderin why i am not in arizona yet.... well lets just say a lot of unfortunate events unfolded rite in a row to keep me here. i am still dealin with this stupid crap or should i say stupid people to get myself out of here. but the future doesnt look like i will be leavin rite now.
well in other news i think i mite make the voyage over to the dirty dodge again for the snow bike. it was fun the last time so i think you shud all come and have a beer w/ me. ridin outside in the cold is a lot better when your with people. hope to see ya there.
well i think im droppin my nite life as well. no not the partyin, the nite shift at my job. after four and a half long years on nites i finally am able to work days. hooorrraaayyyy!!!
lata
chris

wonder if im still thads idol...........

titties can relate

2008-01-31T13:01:00.000-05:00

im glad u finally grew out of it buddy
lata
beav

wonder if cvos gonna teach me spanish sumday.....

who wants a mustache ride?

2008-01-29T17:31:00.000-05:00

well the titties and i made it to snow bike 1 in the dirty dodge on saturday. titties had to fill his need for booze so he ordered some beers. craziness...... wait no fun....

i couldn t let him drink a lone. anyways whats the perfect prerace, race, post race drink anyways, thats right beer.. hurray
paul was there, he was pumped
me during the race freezin my little bits off.
after the race we reminisced on the race. clark started tellin stories of racin in the seventies or somethin like that.

then paul busted out some very horrible facial hair and started preachin.. just kiddin i brought a hole bunch of fake stashes and we had a good time. does look pretty bad though doesnt it.

what a goof!

i supported the sheriff

we drank the rest of the day away. hmm not a bad way to spend a sat.

on sunday titties and i went to grinnell for the b2u roller race. it was awesome. got to meet craig cooper for the first time and let me tell you that guy is pretty sweet. if you ever r in grinnell stop in bikes 2 you.

andrew and titties rollin

will chuggin along

josh and sean
me and of course the most handsome out of the bunch

these two yahoos did a beach cruiser tandum.
well it was good time by all. i didnt really realize how hard these things are. just ridin rollers are hard enough. it was good to finally have the team all together and let me tell you you this season is gonna rock.

out

beav

wonder if titties shoes stopped stinkin yet.......

whos comin with me man? whos comin with me?

2008-01-23T14:05:00.000-05:00

well this weekend is the snow bike over in the dirty dodge aka fort dodge. titties and i are gonna roll over there and tear up sum gravel goodness.it ought to be pretty sweet. if anything i guess ill get a good work out in. if anybody is comin over for it, you could crash at my house. i got some space available for sleepin or whatever. its twenty minutes from the race but its pry closer than were your comin from. titties and i will pry start and end the day on high life.
then on sunday the roller race in grinell is happening. dont forget to go to that. i'm not sure if anyone in the state can touch my teammate tator right now so y dont you come and give him a run for it.
hope to see you all this weekend. if you need a place to crash email me at alwaysonthebike@hotmail.com and will rock it.
well this is a little preveiw of me this weekend.......
lata
beav

wonder how much titties is gonna beat me by......

rockin

2008-01-22T11:12:00.000-05:00

well thats what we've been doin. my brother joe got rock band for christmas and we've been playin the hell out of it. yeah i've been puttin down mad beats. kelso, joe's lady, shes been layin down the bass guitar. joe the gaming pimp has been throwin out the sweetest of riffs on lead. its pretty fun. i dont think ill ever make it to the big time. id much rather be out tearin up some single track or poundin out some highway miles but eh that will come.
i have had a little delay in my departure out. i should be basking in the hot arizona sun by now but things happen sometimes. we'll see what happens on that front.
well this weekend is the bikes to you roller race. thats exciting! i personally have never ridden rollers so im pry gonna suck. you guys and gals better all be in grinnell on sunday to watch me biff it and participate.
i am really getting the itchin to ride these days. its prolly been at least three months since i have had any good trainin. all this runnin im doin is ok but its not like time in the saddle. enjoyin the sun and the outdoors is where i want to be. plus i want to work on the tan lines some more. its faded a little but for the most part its still just like this.....

gosh is that awesome or what. i loved takin of the shorts only to see white shorts under that. well i guess if you aint rockin lines like that you either dont ride enough or you dont ride enough.

got the weekend off which is pretty sweet. thinkin pry gonna have to party hardy. titties pry gonna need a little help holdin the beer bong. last weekend he was all wasted and kept drunk dialin me. tellin me how he wanted me and that he thinks im beautiful. weirdo!

well i guess i should back to my laundry. i hate washin clothes. i wish i would just stay on top of it, but no i got to wait till i got mountains of clothes and then its an all day event. good thing theres a bar right next to the laundry mat. hey now that i look at it that way doin laundry aint so bad. off to do some "laundry"

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beav

wonder if titties would do my laundry.........

i still cant feel my nuts

2008-01-14T11:06:00.001-05:00

well yesterday i went down to ames to roll with titties an pcvarnum. i took the single speed karate monkey and hit up the artic iowa waste land. i know one thing you have to be half retarded to go out in that shit. i froze my twig and berrys off. as if they werent already small enough.
i met a couple new guys alex and paul. those guys seemd to be purdy nice. they also like(d) to party so that = awesome and i guess i could relate to them. so about ten miles in i decided to eat it on an icy patch and i figured i wasnt goin alone so i took andrew with me. kind of embarrassin i guess....... well not really i dont care that much i guess. what i do know is it was freezin. it was a great reminder of why i am to leave this artic crap. my toes were dead and my reproductive organs are still on the DL. thats why i get out of shape in the winter cause i hate that stuff.
i got to thank paul for the sweet hospitality he showed us and the delicious brew as usual. christy was lookin good as ever too. sorry paul.... anyways we left there and made the trip back to the casa de titties and watched a little football and defrosted.
all in all not bad for a sunday. better than what i normally do... lay around hung over....
not to many days left for me around here. got to get some stuff packed and ill be out soon. got to give the crew a call go for a few beers b4 i leave. ill pry be in des moines with a rig or two on wednesday and thursday, if anyone wants to do a ten to fifteen minute ride hehe. alright mabe a little longer. um what else. oh yeah congrats to my teamate tator for his super human roller performance. he must of had a couple hampsters on those wheels helpin him out cause thats just awesome.
well thats all for this episode
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beav

wonder if titties vag unthawed yet......

2008

2008-01-09T11:27:00.000-05:00

wow she be here already. seemed liked like 07 was a blur........ well some of it was for me. hehe
anywho as that year passed i am looking forward to 08. there will be some changes in my life this year. the first is that i will be riding for a new team this year. i will be riding for Bikes 2 You cycling team. i am really happy to be riding with these guys, especially with my com padre titties. this little group of threes is gonna tear it up baby. you other teams better have lots of padding in your shorts cause we're gonna stomp you asses,
my second change will be that i am movin to arizona for a while. at the very least till this cold weather goes away. some things in my life have lead me to roll out for a spell. i really just want to bask in the desert and ride my bike everyday, along with meet new people and party like a rock star. i will be in gilbert, i have a house with some buddies so if you need a place to go let me know my doors always open except for thad. he cant come, but everyone else is welcome. i think titties is comin around for spring break so we can multi task if you know what i mean. why am i riding for an iowa team and movin to az you ask. well i will be back numerous times for different things so ill be out there to hand you a little ass whoopin.
i dont know if this is the right choice to move but i do know that my current situation isnt treating me all that good so its time to move out. i work nights and i hate that twelve hours on a nite shift makes me feel 40 when im only 24. plus the fact i miss every other weekend for work. it SUCKS. i like what i do and the ppl i wrk w but i cant stand the hours. plus if i stayed there i would miss all the races anyways so toodooloos.
it might seem like i wont keep you posted cause of my lack of bloggin but i was busy workin to save some cash. when im gone i will keep you posted on all my happenings cause i know all of you care thanks mom.
well i guess thats it for now. any body want to talk or need a place to stay just drop me a line
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beav

wonder if titties is gonna be ok................

y is it

2007-11-29T16:25:00.000-05:00

over the past few days ive put some serious thought into some things.......
y is it that one will come plain about how much being at work sucks and they hate it but when givin the option to come in they say sure i need the money.
y is it that one can be completely wasted and adamantly turn down a beer but can easily be talked into something stupid and embarrassing
y is it that one could be in the perfecrt relationship and try to get out of it but get into a bad one and try so desperately to make it better.
y is it bryan likes to lick peanut butter off of dogs balls but wont admit to being gay.
y is it noonan eats enough food to make people starve in china, he then has to go over there repeatedly to rub it into their faces and eat their food, but china still lets him in.
y is it that nationals is gonna be a blast and im gonna love it but i will pry be so drunk i wont remember what happens.
y is it that i hate cold and snow but love to be out rollin around in it.
y is it that i used to put down four hours a day on my trusty steed but now i can barely find four hours a week.
y is it paul v can call and rub it in every time hes drinkin but if i did that it would just be annoying and excessive
y is it carl has entered cyclocrossers anonymous but when asked if he has a cyclocross problem he denies it.
y is it squirrel loves to kill and eat venison but has passed up and even takin pictures of deer walkin past.
y is it donny has a head like that but hasnt been contacted by ripleys beleive it or not.
y is it amanda hasnt gone pro yet but when she does she pry wont have time for all us "little" people.
y is it thad hasnt gone pro yet but when he does he pry wont have time for all us "little" people
y is it sometime your foot itches but when you scratch it, it itches more.
y is it that my cyclocross season was almost nonexistent but when i think about it im still disappointed.
y is it lou puts the wine away and parties with everyone else all the time but only parties with me once a year.
y is it titties always is on the look out for chix but never has one around..... it rhymes with hay.
y is it clark is the coolest old skool rider but when you hang out with him he is.
y is it you took the time to read all this but when you think about it you wonder y you even read this blog
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beav

wonder if cvo will be streaking this time in k.c...................

oh wowzers

2007-11-28T12:41:00.000-05:00

two posts in one week. i know i know crazy
the weird thing is that im updating and i dont really have anything to update about. well i guess i got a few things but nothing of any real importance.
yesterday was the first day i have been out in the cold without a beard in years. i got to tell you havin sum scruff on your face is nice. i dont really want to get my face acclimated to the weather here cause in a few weeks ill be enjoyin 85 degrees.
i hate the holidays. everyone thinkin they need to buy this and that for everybody. i dont even like buying myself stuff. but now i got to go into the stores and deal with all the peoples and buy somebody something that will pry never use. happy holidays...... i mean bah humbug?
i have been watchin a lot of the family guy latley cause its to cold most of time to do any thing else. that show cracks me up. i've never laughed so damn hard at cartoon. fickin hilarious!
what else..what else oh... the other day i got sum new treads on my truck. after paying tickets and new rubber i got out of that deal about five hundred down..damn!
titties is growin up fast these days and is becomin a real beer connoisseur. the other day he told me about the taste and flavors of a variety pack of boulevard wheats. now i dont know bout you but when i went to college i couldnt afford pricey beers, let a lone variety packs of pricey beers. i was out for quantities not quality. im pretty sure he could have bought at least two thirty packs of the high life for the price he payed fo that twelever. dumb ass!
i would also like to thank every person out there who called over the weekend to let me know what a GREAT time they were having and "wishing" i was there. bastards.. you know, all of life cant be a party. some of us have to work and pay the bills, i do wish i could have been there. drank a few and caught up with the beautiful iowa peeps. i hope you all partied like i would have.
well i suppose i should get horizontal for a while and see whats on the back my eyelids before i go to work
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beav
wonder if titties gonna get drunk this weekend..................

what the duece

2007-11-26T08:53:00.000-05:00

well regardless to my racing appearances i still have been ridin. i havent been able to ride as much as i would like but oh well. got to beat up the streets with ol clark the other day. he was preparing for his big cyclocross race. wonder how he did?

i have been doin the same ol same ol

things have gotten a little crazy at the ol hansen rez.

here was a yeager nite gone bad

still dont think ill ever be a guitar hero though

well as for the test i took i really dont know how i did. i was sick the day of the test. i mean really sick, not from the bottle. i was gettin dizzy in the middle of it and cant remember parts of it. oh my head wasnt in the game that day fo sho. but we'll see get the results in a few days.

in other news i will be headin to arizona for a while. as most of you pry already know. gonna go live and train in the desert for a while. i guess it will be fun times. while you guys r on trainers ill be beatin up some pavement. dont worry ill keep you informed. but if neone wants to come visit and do a little trainin let me know. i gots a place... could be fun. hopefully titties is gonna make the trip.

what else..... oh yeah i hate cold weather.

out

beav

wonder who is gonna party it up with me at nats................

study study study

2007-11-16T12:14:00.000-05:00

well the last week ive been studying the hell out of this damn thing. its blowing my mind. i didnt even study this hard when i was in college. what the hell am i thinkin. oh yeah if i pass its atleast twenty grand more a year. little bit of an incentive i guess.
well i know what ill be doin after i get done with it.......

i think ive been workin entirely way to much. i even got one hell of a cold last week that im finally gettin over. blew more snot than humanly possible. i was drained. thats odd for me cause it usually dont get me like that. i dont need the flu shot ill just go to work at electrolux where people dont know how to wash their hands, cover their mouths, or even practice proper hygiene for that matter.

well i suppose if life requires sleep and thats what i need to do. im typin this after my twelve hour over night shift. arrrggg. so mabe ill see you in molline or mabe ill see you in lincoln, hell mabe you just see me passed out on a bar stool either way im out

lata

beav

wonder if bryan is gonna tear up the quad city bar scene this week.......

titties big day

2007-11-12T16:54:00.001-05:00

well this past Thursday was titties 21st b-day.
i went down there with the intentions to stay sober? yeah rite we were down to party. and party we did. oh my!! parts of the nights got a little hazey but luckily i brought the camera and the next morning it all came back. so i guess i will share it with you.
showed up and titties was already at it. so anxious he couldnt even wait.

little guy a sober and ready for the night. it was such a speacial night we even made t's

put our names on the backs. oh hells yeah

twelve chimed a titties had his first legal beer

he was so excited he got a little out of hand
had shots

and more shots

and then he got to see it all again

so we decided on his empty stomach he needed some food. hes a little upset

but like a little trooper he hit it again

and at that point was he toast. he pry dont even remember asking me to rub his nips

and the next day i think he was still wasted

man we fucked that town up. it was a fricken blast. titties drank to his breakin point and break he did. well it was a good time and im glad i got to share it with him. the problem is now hes twenty one he pry dont want to booze it up anymore...... yeah rite.

well this weekend i got off but i have to go take my state board exams for my electrical certifications so no racin again. and jingle cross i gots to work..... so nope. nationals i i cant cause my race would be on thursday so no racin there either. looks like im done for the year which is a good thing cause i havent been poundin the pavement much since?????? god i cant remember when. been runnin but still i HATE the fuckin cold. and im just not motivated to ride when i cant feel my toes.

i got a flat tire on my truck the other day. so i took the tire off and took it out to get it repaired at the local tire shop. they said it couldnt be repaired i had a hole in the side wall. well i just bought new tires about six monthe ago and the tire i have on there werent made any more. damn so either i have to search all around for this one tire, by a nonmatchin tire, or find a used one. well i told the guy i would get back with him. loaded up my tire in my brothers car and take off. only too be pulled over two blocks later. damn wud i do. so he told me i didnt have a front lisence plate and registration tags were expired. i explained kindly that it wasnt my car and i was just barrowin it. he said it didnt matter and gave me the tickets with fines totalling 144 dollars. when things go bad they really go to shit.....

well got to go towork to pay the fuckin state so.......

out

beav

wonder if titties has got the taste of puke out of his mouth yet...........

what ive been up to

2007-11-05T18:37:00.000-05:00

well i havent really been up to a whole lot. doin the normal extra curricular activities as usual.

makin beer"o"mids

tryin to b a hero....a guitar hero

i even have been getting some action....

2nite at midnite titties is the big 21. oh shit. im drinkin rite now as i type this. its gonna be huge. a nite to remember... well he wont. tomorrow were gonna go out to eat and do some drinkin in ames. if you'd like to go out to eat or party afterwards.. mabe even both give me a call or email me at beaverface22@yahoo.com itll be fun. hope to see you there

gots to make my way to the casa da titties

out

beav

wonder if my livers ready for this.............

i raced cross

2007-10-26T01:09:00.001-04:00

well i guess i rode my bike as well. hit up the des moines trails. looks like little squirrelys been busy.

these guys put a hurtin on me too.
but i raced too. day one at spooky i kindy had a little accident on the first lap.... kinda took a corner hot and ate it...... it sucked... lost my ass well not all of it but part of it anyway. then i had to fix my bike and make up A LOT of ground. here thad passing me while i was tryin to maker to the pit.

thad bombin down the down hill

heres a bitch
me suckin
u can kind of see the damage on my side here.
ouch!! luckily most of the damage was under the skinsuit.
day two was an epic ride. i got the whole shot which kicked ass. but i totally blew on the first down hill and lost a lot of time. i guess i should have at least walked the course.

it was a total slopfest and every step, every pedal stroke took power. there was no rest the entire coarse. pure pain for an hour.
and when it was over..... i was covered.
the whole race i just wanted to die. but at the end i just wanted to quit. but on the other hand, at the end i just wanted to do it again. it was sawwweeeeeeet. u dont get to ride in "crap" like that everyday.

well its almost november. i guess i should decide on a team for next year. any suggestions.

titties b-day inching closer. god i cant wait. i wonder if kooder ball is instore again?

well betty the beretta finally died. (wimper wimper) after 18 yrs and for 5 yrs with me...which is like twenty normal years...... she finally bit the dust. and puffed a big cloud of white smoke. dang not to long after the push button was installed too. dang!

partyd with the great bryan the other day. we got drunk. and dumb whew jeg, patron, beer= fun.

riding time lately has been minimal. i hate the cold. i know im a pussy. while im at home warmin up, thads out trainin. at least someones doin it.

my dog ran away yesterday and came back today. glad i didnt have to bail her out of doggy jail.

other than that i work to much. i need to win the lottery. if not at the job its at home gettin stuff done.

time to go do some more laundry and mabe catch up on my family guy so.......

out

beav

wonder if titties is still drunk from the other night.......

new treads and other news

2007-10-09T01:16:00.000-04:00

well with a couple years on my old ones i thought it was time for some new shoes. so i headed over to rassy's to have sterling order me some new kicks. a couple of days later wall-la. i got my self some sweet new shoe's. i got the addidas adipro mtn bike shoe. carbon bottoms and cumfy uppers, im in love. they are awesome. i guess i can look good while im suckin. but as my good friend tom always said going fast is looking good. so mabe the shoes wont help. why addidas you ask. well ive always had addidas shoes that have always treated me good, so i figured hey mabe that transfers to cycling and they were right. i love um.

i went out and took um for a spin. mmm mmmm mmm good. like quiznos but on my feet not in my tummy. the facial expression says how my feets feel
man i talked those things up so much its like im getting paid too.

in other news i installed a sweeeeeet push button in my car. as most of you know my daily driver car is worth far less than any bike i own, and well the other day my ignition broke. instead of buyin a new one i put a push button in to start it, and now its like nascar everyday for me. almost like livin a dream except its not a monte but a 89 beretta and im not on an oval im in the crap hole parkin lot were i work. but hey i got a push button start ha ha whats cooler than that. thats right nothin. now i just need to work on a push button for closing all the holes in the exhaust and getting the stains out of the seats and fixin the door panels and fixin that smell and well you get the point but its a start.

well titties b-day is only a month away. the big twenty one. ooooo baby were gonna get drunk. anybody want to join let me know. i have a feelin i might black out that night. i think da rule for him that night is to do 21 shots and then we'll set him up with a chick with 21% nonfat body. got to stick to the numbers.. yep gonna be fun.

sunday i went to good luck chuck and it sucked. dont waste 9 bucks like i did. wait till it comes out on cable. damn love storys. but on a plus side there was a lot of naked boobs. after sayin that i know for sure noonan wont be goin.

in other news i just ate a totinos cheese pizza and had a squirt while typing this crap. yep definitly gonna suck at the cross races.

out

beav

wonder if titties is gonna beat me at a cross race.....

oh what a night....weekend...whatever

2007-10-08T00:14:00.000-04:00

well this weekends in the books. oh boy let me tell ya it was another good one. on friday thad and i started out with a few drinks down out at the tavern at around 7:30.....in the morning. thats right you cant drink all day if you dont start in the mornin. well after that went home slept that one off and cruise down to des moines for maharry polooza. and let me tell ya it was a blast! rocked it with tons of cool dudes. if ya want to know where we went just cruise aound lookin for the stickers

the man himself

lots of love given all night

rob got da boot

had to take a pull and get more love
fry manned up

so did rob. looks like this wasnt his first rodeo

maharry got a sundae?
piled our bikes for safe keeping

the crew and i think at this point all pretty much well on our way

chris tearin down before the next stop

and when i say they put the stickers everywhere i mean everywhere
well after i went and passed out i got up sat. and headed down to ride with titties. it was a good ride. windy as hell and was pretty tough goin. i was pretty hung over and didnt really put to much of a hurtin on young bryan

bryan loves twenty three flavors in his mouth

sad, dead beaver road kill. hope i am never road kill.
well got plenty of ridin to do this week and pry gonna hit up wed. 1/4 rage. so that ought to be good.

ridin with ol clarko tomorrow so better hit the sack. got to get all trained up to suck at the cross races

lata

beav

wonder if titties is ever gonna come out.........

back at 'er

2007-10-02T12:56:00.000-04:00

well ive been a way from blogger land for a while. i've been pretty busy keepin up with life. friends from out of town. people getting married "idiots". i even raced my bike a couple times. life has even got pretty hectic for chris. even put a lady in the mix. with work and well work lately i havent got much done besides getting wasted and some rides. blogging is just so time consuming and with it rainin i supposed i can tell ya whats been goin in on.

ive still been beatin up the pavement on a regular basis with my good buddy clark. who needs to motor pace when you got friends like him.

some of our sweet roads got flooded in the rains. clark was happy that meant another twenty mile detour on the death march. but luckily it eventually went down and this is what was left. ewwwwww well cause of my schedule i couldnt participated in the 24hr race but i went down for a little bit. got there just in time to see rob creamein his crotch. looked like tons of fun. glad to see my buddies doin it the way i would be.....wasted.

even grew a sweet stache while ive been a way. but i shaved it

got to see my home eric while hes home on leave. good buddies and good times
been hittin up the wednesday nite rides with my home slices

thad representin the sweet coozy on a sweet drunkin friday

squirrely at his race. he did a sweet job on the trails

rode with brucey. he put me in the pain wagon

thad showed up to. late as usual. always waitin on that guy

even forgot his water so bruce gave him a little

did more hangin and drinkin

found a sweet sport coat at the bar. we took it off there hands. that night got crazy. some guy started singin and playin the harmonica to me while i was peein. not even lyin

but rocked some sweet shades.

hung out with titties and drank some brew

the other kind of brew

went out and put in some miles the other day and found this guy in the ditch. what the hell

did some hills

and more hills

but at the end i was still smilin

well with my job i wont be racin till omaha. man thats a long damn time. i was even thinkin fuck it and mabe headin to the homie fall fest. that looks pretty sweet. i need to be out tearin up the cross courses is what i need to be doin. mabe if i was lucky and not drunk i could put sum pressure on those zoom guys. but i like to drink so i'll see you at the back.

titties been ridin good. he put a hurtin on me when we went out the other day. could be cause i was sick as hell but im thinkin his form is comin back around....bout time.

looks like thad also has his head out his ass and is actually puttin in some miles too. i really dont know what the hell is goin on. clark even told me hes been workin overtime....what the fuck.

i guess aother reason i havent really been bloggin is i guess im sick of all the "drama" goin on in the iowa bike seen. its makin me sick and tired of it all. y cant we all get a long.

heres a little video to explain.

i guess thats a pretty sweet tune. we should all be shiney happy people

hmmmmmm it stopped rainin now so i guess thats all i got for you. get a little run in and then some more road miles
out
beav

wonder if titties is still eatin cell phone salsa.......

i'm getting ready.....are u?

2007-08-31T14:50:00.000-04:00

ol bettsy looking as good as she'll look all year

got her all built up with the help of sterling. shes lookin all pretty and shit. all i have to do is get rid of that nasty double front and switch out the slicks for some nobbys. time to start a new training plan. have to toss in some skills building and some running. got to keep the double in the front for now cause im still puttin in plenty of road miles. but yep ol bettsy is the only thing im ridin for the rest of the year. i did the race like a girl thing last night on her and she responded pretty well. ooooooo i cant wait for that first cross race. just thinkin about it makes my wiener hard. im getting ready......the real question is r u?

cyclocross is much like black tar heroin. once you do it your hooked and it will take many years and lots of money before ill get off of it. pry have to take some sort of medication to help with it too.

wonder if titties is riding his cross bike yet....

me a three....hmmmm

2007-08-31T02:21:00.000-04:00

well heres something that makes you go hmmm.
i got my upgrade to three. wow and to think that my slow ass will be out there mixin it up in the three fields. pretty sure im not fast enough to win or even be any kind of threat, so the only real importance this has is now i can race with faster guys and get dropped sooner. saweet
out
beav

wonder when that sand baggin titties is gonna upgrade......

makes me laugh

2007-08-29T09:41:00.000-04:00

this cracks me up everytime

but so does this one

oh yeah!

2007-08-27T17:04:00.000-04:00

well now that i got all that "anger" out its time to get back to it
titties is back in ames now which rocks. he moved into an apt. down in ames and we call it the casa da titties. i brought him a little house warmin gift. i think he liked it alittle to much.

now that hes a little closer i have been haven the chance to rip his legs off and get him back in shape. heres one of my ill fated attemps but i did make him bleed his own blood.
ah.... look at the pain hes in. but i guess thats what you get for not ridin all summer.
we been hittin up some sweet venues for some concert action as well. to bad that place didnt have a frost brewed liner it was damn hot at the 311 concert.

this was suppose to be the preview for the team next year till we received the email
i still look sexy though or

this was titties message when we had to walk half mile around a torn down bridge
also done a little ridin with noonan. figured china might have cause him to get rid of his childish ways..... guess not. vanilla ice sux.

been hittin up the tnwc when i can. damn good trainin
i also hit up the state crit championships and won but this pose really says how i feel about it

afterwards dougy had a sweeeeet party with good food and strippers. ok mabe not the last part.
titties got so drunk he couldnt even put his back tire on and needed a little help. fricken light weights.

the next day was the tour de webster. team 14 took top one threw seven or eight i dont know. paul got some jewelry
so didi thad

noonan got second and i took the gold. i think everyone was shocked at my result.

well thats all for now. got to take a little break.....well i guess not to long. puttin the road bike away and buildin the cross bike up. yeah! not only yeah but oh yeah.

I LOVE CROSS SEASON!!! u should too. just come out and try it. if not try it support it. come out and give me beer hand ups while im bring up the rear. you know ill drink it.

out

beav

wonder if titties has broke in the casa yet......

so mr i dont wanna sign my name to the trash i talk

2007-08-23T09:04:00.000-04:00

i recently posted a controversial post on the state road race and out of the sixteen comments i received 9 of which that are anonymous.
first of all those of you who wont sign you name to the trash you talk are douche bags.
second, if you'd like to voice your opinion why dont you get your own blog and not fill my comment section with your blabber.
third, if you'd like to give me advise why dont you tell me in person or give me a call. obviusly if i dont know who you are your advise means jack shit to me.
fourth my comments section is not a place for blog readin trash talker to argue about why this and that.
fifth, i train hard to race, not sit behind someone!
sixth and this one who goes out to the huge sack that wrote the most recent comment. obviously you have never ridden with me or even watched my races. i will always be on the front doin my fair share if not more of the work. no matter who im riding with. i pride myself and my racing style in the fact that i will either win convincingly or blow up spectacularly. i have never not pulln threw, no matter how bad im hurtin. talent you say.....mabe. guts and layin it out on the course... pry more like it. to think that i would upgrade just to be a pussy is retarded. i would upgrade to be a tough guy who rides smart. mabe you should spend more time riding you bike and less time commenting on peoples blogs so that way you wont be the pussy, douche bag. obviously im not getting any respect by typing this insanely negative post but people who feel the need to comment to me negatively need to man up and sign their names. tator did...thanks buddy. as for the rest of you no talent wastes of space, get a life or ride your bikes.
i guess its fun haters like the anonymous comm enters who make me not want to blog much anymore. to think that people who think so little of the way i race and my training tactics that they could have the nerve to see what i do every other day. does it really matter what i do or say if all your gonna do is preach to me anonymously. if you think what i have to say is dumb or bitchy or down rite stupid......then dont read it. if you go back to the many post that i have that one and this one are the only remotely negative post i have ever done. out of the twenty or so blogs i read almost daily the only negative comments i have left are on thads and titties. my great friends and in my opinion was just giving um a little guff. so in endin of my sixth complaint mr. anonymous why dont you get a hold of me at beaverface22@yahoo.com and i'll take you on a little trainin ride and then we'll see who the pussy is.....unless your really good or clark then ignore that last statement.....otherwise shut the fuck up.
seventh this is my blog and i reserve every right to complain on it. if you dont like it, dont read it. seems simple.
eighth, as for the rest of you bikers who love to race and drink beer and read what i say and take it with a grain of salt.... you guys rock
ok ok enough with that jazz. got to go ride my bike
out
beav

wonder if titties is enjoyin all the ladies at isu....

MAN DOWN

2007-08-09T08:55:00.000-04:00

last nite my training partner and good friend Clark Priebe was hit by a car. he is ok but has a huge gash on his leg which he recieved seventeen stiches on the outside and numerous stiches on the inside. this will put clark out for a while, dang. this is just another reminder to be safe.

ok ok already here ya go

2007-08-07T12:25:00.000-04:00

well after popular demand i suppose i will let you know what ive been up too
northfield crit
well bruce, thad, and i roled up to northfield mn for there forth of july crit. i entered the 3/4 race opting out of the 4race. thad and them entered the masters race right before that....dumbasses. anyways. i did my usual antix and pushed the first few laps pretty hard. in doing so i guess i lost all my teamates and iowa riders. sorry they were pretty spent that being there third race of the day. any ways i stayed up to the front sitting in and doin a little work. i was surrounded by teams with numbers. so ifigured id let them do the work and position myself for the sprint. there was a nice big hill in it with a down hill sprint to the finish. i was goin up the hill much faster and easier than everyone else. so i decided on the last lap i would sit back till the hill and then move up to second or third cause there wasnt much passin threw the technical course and comin out of the final turn i would be sittin perfect for the sprint. that all worked out great...not. as i came into the final hill the pace was really high and i was doing my plan, movin up nicely when this lcc guy cut me off to grab a wheel and i had to slam on my breaks half way up the hill, then jump back on it to catch back on. it took a little out of me and i was sitting way to far back now. comin out of the last turn we were doin about thirty two and i was able to make up some ground but i only ended up fifth. damn i wanted better but it was a good fast race. very well put on too.
recovery
well after every good race you got to let your body recover and recover i did.

thad and i rolled the single speeds down to the bar

thad packed some treats for the cruise

i dont even remember takin this pic

clear lake road race

the folowin weekend i cruised up to clear lake for the road race. the race was a nuetral roll out. i was mid pack and it was goin so slow that i thought people were goin to take me out. so i moved up to the front and just set a nice easy tempo. when i looked back there was a hundred yard gap between me and the field. well i wasnt attackin and if they didnt want to go fast then ten miles an hour thats their fault. so needless to say by the time we got out of the neutral zone i attacked and was solo for a looooonnnng time. to long. so i finally see two people bridging up to me so i let off and let them catch. it was jared and some nis guy who quickly popped off the back. jared and i worked well together but after both our big efforts into the wind we were a little fatigued. i looked back and saw another chase group comin. i told jared that i was sitting up and recovering until we were caught because we were gonna get caught anyways. so i sat up, got caught, and sat in for the last three miles. thad lead me out which was pretty sweet. jon and jared put up a tough fight though and it was not an easy victory.

the podium

so much drivin. to many hours logged in the seat of a car.
pappilion crit
well the next race i did was the papillion crit in omaha ne. clark, thad, bruce, and i rolled over. this race was a pretty sweet course. long up hill, round a corner for a little steeper part and then a long down hill around a corner to the finish. well it started out the same as usual. me at the front pushing it. i guess i strung it out pretty good cause i started lapping people about the forth lap. i looked back and thought i should get out of the wind for a little while. then there was a wreck involving steven. so i punched it and when i got to the top of the hill i was surrounded by two skc guys. uh oh i thought. there gonna work me over. the next lap we came around steven was back with us after takin his free lap. steven and i decided to work together. he attacked and they brought him back so then i attacked and the rest of the race i was alone. well alone until i reach thad and doug they put in some efforts to pull me along and then they let off and i was on my way. so then i got back around to steven and the 2 skc guys. then i helped steven get second. so i lapped the field and helpped my buddy get second. saweeeeeet.

even got a kiss from the podium girl.

iowa games road race

well the followin mornin after omaha we went to boone for the road race. it was an awesome race and lots of fun. i attacked a few times, everyone just let me dangle. then at the beginning of the second lap dave and i sprung and with nobody chasing we got a pretty good gap. dave and i worked very well together and put in a huge effort. we were able to hold it till the end and rolled in together. i heard there was some mayhem behind us that mabe gave us the much needed time to hold our lead. ah oh well it was all in fun and loved ridin with those fellas. thats happenin nxt year.

the start

the finish
clark thought his medal looked good on lilly

trainin

well obviuosly ive been trainin some. clark and i have put in some serious time, but it hasnt all been with clark. we rolled down to i.c. for a thursday nite ride. i can tell ya i know why those boys down there can climb. to many damn hills. we were pretty worked when we got back.

heres the grewsome twosome that put me in the hurt box

RAGBRAI

after all that trainin i needed a break and headed to the best bicycle party in the nation. man it was a load of fun.
rocked it with this guy

picture doesnt do it justice on how many people rode this thing

at nite we partied like rock stars

and rode like superstars during the day

saw lots of weird shit like shots out of pig insiminators

sure was fun ridin with everybody

some people got out of hand

other people went just to make their millions

ragbrai was the best and i will never miss another. if you ridi even just a little...go

Davenport

so rite after the week long party i had to go to d-port for another week for work. so my time that wasnt workin or lookin at naked breasts i hit the streets w titties and bruce. they took me on some death march and made me hurt.

look at um all laughn at me before they rip my legs off

titties and i also did a little boozin
state road race

well after the two and half weeks of nonstop partying i finally got back to reality. got home sat and worked all nite. got off took a couple hour nap and the drove back over to dubuque for the race. i was spent before i even got there. the race is hilly and the pace in my opinion was slow. i forgot to tell you i really hate wheel suckin bitches and let me tell you this race was full of them. not to take anything away from jared because he and i spent alot of time at the front. which was the shitty part cause wee had no teamates. i would slow down and people would not pass. i think there was only three people even racin in this race. get your noses in the wind and race you bunch of pussys. i have never been so pissed during a race. it was horrible. for teams to have tactics such as sit on chris's wheel and let him make the moves. fuck and then in the sprint the finish wasnt even visible. it was a crack in the road that had chalk in it. WTF so the sprint sucked cause it was deceavin you couldnt tell where to sprint to. any ways i got third. got to where i thought the finish was and then let up only to see the finish twenty feet down the road, bullshit. im not mad cause of the not winning im mad cause the race fuckin sucked. with loud mouths in the race, wheel suckers, and no one wanting to do anything added up to be a recipe for chris to be pisses.and normally im a really calm, nice, dude who loves people and bikes, so you know it had to be somethin. mabe i was just tired and let people get to me. idk all i do know is im gonna go drink some beer and ride my bike

so now i updated and ill try to stay on top of this a little more for ya

out

beav

wonder what titties is doin rite now.......

seven oaks

2007-07-02T00:54:00.000-04:00

raced at seven oaks today. it was saweet. the trail rocked and so did the company. everybody talkin before the rac and i think thads poopin.

cam was there. lookin like he wants to kill me as usual

kyle busted out the shocker and i think paul wanted no part of that .
oh and i won too.

titties is finaly back from colorado. after riding the rockys, gettin eatin by a bear, and workin at a landfill with toxic waste it will be a good race this weekend. hes gonna be tough

next up i think will be the northfeild crit on the fourth. oooo fireworks and bikes. ill try not to blow my figures off. but ill pry have some beers so you never know. you can still ride a bike with three fingers right......mabe not but you can still give the shocka.

out

beav

wonder if titties will put a hurtin on me this weekend.....

the weekend

2007-07-02T00:04:00.000-04:00

had a good weekend. finally got thad out and we did some boozin. alright we got all sorts of messed up. we headed to des moines so he could get fitted for a tux and we could hit up rasmussens. thad got recoverite and i got some sweet new water bottles...you like?

well for the first time since ive known the kid he finally ate a burger. i was shocked but not in that way.
then we headed home. gots some tilt in us along with the numerous other alcohols. thad gets a little wacky when you give him that sh..stuff.
we then went over to watch the guess who. we did some secret squirrel master shit and snuck in and watched for free. i know your thinkin those are to bad mama jamas. its true we are. anyways we continued on with are drunkin stupuer until well things just got out of hand.

i love it when thads takin a break for trainin

out

beav

wonder if my liver will ever be the same after that night.....

scratch that

2007-06-29T06:15:00.000-04:00

well not goin to proctor this weekend. gonna be tearin up the dirt yeeha. anyone wantin to contest this..... come get some.
out
beav
wonder if titties is suckin "air" in colorado.......

reasons why

2007-06-28T09:14:00.001-04:00

reasons why i love iowa

reasons why i dont ride with thad (cause he cramps up) jk

reasons why i ride my bike

reasons why good friends are good

reasons why you know theres a god

well off to proctor this weekend. ought to be fun. anyone wantin to go get a hold of me

out

beav

wonder if thads gonna "cramp up" on tonights ride

to nice

2007-06-26T09:01:00.000-04:00

i think ill go out and ride my bike rather than let you all know what i am doin.
mabe ill post somethin cool lata
out
beav

wonder if the titties has been eatin by a bear...

des moines tri

2007-06-19T15:10:00.001-04:00

went to the des moines tri sunday. it was pretty cool. got to see hot chix swimmin and runnin and bikin. this was the lead group

while on my beer tour of the tri i ran into this crazy guy. must of had to much sun?

these guys were grrrrrreat
thad fell alsleep again on the way home. what a pussy

well it was a good time. i had fun thats. i guess thats all that matters i suppose

out

beav

wonder if noonan has had a fish platter yet.....

green days crit

2007-06-18T01:40:00.001-04:00

it was the green days crit saturday.

heres paul riding away from the whole dmos team

coke, coke, anybody coke

chillin

post race festivities

looks like steve got a trophy

oh ya i won too but with a lot of help from these guys
came down to a sprint. whew it was fun

out

beav

wonder if titties liver will ever be the same after that night.....

preibe hundy

2007-06-14T08:50:00.001-04:00

yesterday clark and i set out for a hundred miler. after the tnwc i was a little worried on how my legs would feel.
i was right my legs were a little slugish but luckily so were clarks. we made a bet to whoever made it to the top of the hills first the other person owed the other one a beer. it was pretty fun. racin for beer my kinda racin

clark decided i should probabaly go here and get some god in my life.

our legs opened up and then we really pushed it. whew what a day!

but it was all worth it in the end.
goose island is delicious and i highly recomended it.

well got to rest cause i got to head out for another torture fest tonight with clark again! OWW

out

beav

wonder if titties is gonna bring some old styles....

bye bye noonan

2007-06-11T23:19:00.000-04:00

went with the noonanator today and rode the science center trails. hes goin to china.

wonder if the Chinese like vanilla ice

we had fun and i didnt get a chance to rip his legs off, but noo noo is of for a 2 1/2 month journey across asia which is pretty cool. i think he'll be eatin a lot of fish over there.

looks like rassy's is gettin pretty busy these days preparin for the tri. its gonna be crazy by this weekend.

tonight clark, thad and i will be makin the trek down for the tnwc. hopefully i can hang on this time.

out

beav

wonder if noonans gonna score any chinese ladies...

good ride

2007-06-10T19:19:00.000-04:00

thad, paul and i went for a good ride today. not sure on the numbers we put in or total time in the saddle but i can tell ya two of three were pretty worked and ill give ya a hint... it wasnt me.
paul blew up first and needed a littl help up the hill.

some how paul managed to ride thirty some miles after he exploded.... amazing good job paul.

well anyway we hit some good hills spun around, got chased by dogs, talked to a lady who said she hit saqwatch. pretty funny

well got to hit the dirt with noonan tomorrow. oh i heard a good one today. next time you go to mcdonalds noonanize it

out

beav

wonder if pauls gonna be able to function properly tomorrow...

last couple of weeks

2007-06-09T20:16:00.000-04:00

its my b-day

2007-06-07T11:10:00.000-04:00

so today is the day of all days. thats right im an old man today. i, chris, am the big 24. wow!!
out
beav
wonder if the cheap ass titties is gonna buy me a drink...

one day till my b-day

2007-06-06T09:06:00.000-04:00

yep its that time again. the old celebration of my release into the world. good ol me is gonna be a whopping twenty four years old....damn. there are many things that i would like to do for my b-day. let me run a list....
visit as many bars as i can to get as much free liquor as possible.
pass out
oh and spend time with the friends while drinking free booze
and thats in no particular order.
wonder if anybody is gonna get me anything....yeah pry not but maybe
i hope i dont get this though.....

out
beav
wonder if bryan is gonna beat me up....

Hummer Hammer Crit

2007-06-05T09:16:00.001-04:00

Hummer Hammer Crit
Originally uploaded by run4central

well after lewis and clark on saturday i made it across the state to the hummer hammer. it was a pretty cool race with a course that was shaped like a t. i entered the fours race with really no expectations for the race other than to get thad a win. the only sleep that i had once again was the sleep i got on the ride over. killer! anyways the race went about as good as any road race does for me. me ridin dumb and missing important moves, but what you gonna do. here's a brief story of it. i suck.....thats pretty much it. so after i got tittie fucked.... thats what i was supposed to say if bryan beat me.... i entered the 1,2,3,4 race. the pussy bryan who should have been racin in turn decided to go buy some vagisil instead of racin..what a wiener. well in this race i had absolutely no expectations and i hung in the group for about 17 lap before stopping for a sandwich and some beer. thanks bruce grell for the delicious beer hand up. so in hindsight i really am getting my fitness up again and im getting stronger. i guess we'll see how it all plays out

out

beav

wonder if tiities got rid of the yeast.....

lewis and clark

2007-06-02T21:03:00.000-04:00

chalk up the win yo.

ya i won apperently but i think it was cause of a mix up....i dont know

it was a fuckin killer course. that place was saweet and the coonditions wer rockin. got to chill with some bros from the other side of the river to complete the awesome day.
they had a climb called mt never-rest it sucked
here paul walkin it......

met up with some cool peeps..drank a few..it rocked

well thats a ll for now

out

beav

wonder if the titties is prepared.....

f@#kin rain

2007-06-01T16:34:00.002-04:00

lewis and clark better not get canceled.
i have missed far to many dirt races cause of the stupid rain.
but on another note im not really sure i like racing in the mud. ahhhhh
well hopefully bruce still wants to make the trek over there if its on and muddy. i got my bike lookin like a polished turd. bruce said i had to clean it cause last time he towed my mtn bike, his van hasnt been the same. it needed it anyways.
well rain is all over the radar and i hate it. i know the hummer will still happen but i kind of want to hit landal. we'll see. i only got two things on the schedule this weekend and thats sleep and race. wish it could be like that everyday.
out
beav

wonder if cvo is really gonna wuss out...

big plans

2007-05-31T17:29:00.000-04:00

well for the weekend i got some big plans. which surprisingly doesn't include a party. Saturday I'm heading to Nebraska for the lewis and clark race. this sounds like it will be a blast. i've never ridden there but as much as i've heard about the place it kinda feels like i have. hopefully the rain can stay away. either way i get to drink some fat tires with the man cvo.
Sunday i get to go to davenport, yep all the way across the state for the hummer hammer. this to seems like it will be an exciting event with jets and shit. hopefully i can switch from dirt legs to road legs over night. but usually i do better on the second day of racing anyway.
big shout out to amanda miller. hope your feelin better and heel up quick.
well its nice enough today i think im gonna go out for a light spin, and then hop on the harley to set off some car alarms before i have to go to work.
i think after all the lack of sleep and travelin i did in the past week i might be getting a cold. i hope not. i hate kickin colds asses. they are week and my body is strong, well immune wise, not on a bike.
the last few days ive been doin a lot of trainin with clark. man he puts a hurtin on me every time we go out. funny thing is, it takes him like two hours to open up. so i can put a hurtin on him in the beginning and then he tows me home. what a team? the other day we did some hill work and he totally destoryed me. i think i need to lose some weight?
well i better quit wastin your time and mine and get out and ride.
hope to see you all saturday or sunday
out
beav

wonder if the trash man is gonna beat me this weekend....

should've known

2007-05-30T12:23:00.001-04:00

local surveillance camera spotted young bryan moritz with this bottle

when questioned why he was buying mount gay rum, he refused to comment

looking back i guess we should've known.....

wrapping up

2007-05-30T12:02:00.001-04:00

well i'm home now. whew what a trip. tons of fun. i sure am gonna miss these guys. well ill be seein them shortly anyways. good friends are hard to find. why is it im the only one drinkin in this pic

i can tell ya im not gonna miss traffic out there. notice the traffic only goin in one direction

but fun. here tom decided to show off his hot sauce eating abilities. notice the big red puddle on his plate. yeah...this shit would burn hair off a turd and he thought he was a man till the burn set in. he was chugging beer like a animal to stop the fire in his mouth. funny!
home now puttin in the miles. workin for da man, ya know same ol same ol

out

beav

wonder if titties finds epo in the trash

riding brada

2007-05-24T05:31:00.001-04:00

went ridin today. see that smile=awesome

went out for a few hours...

enjoyed every minute of it. just a beautiful day

i am tellin you...if you come to hawaii you better bring a cycle. the sites and things you see are well worth it.

hi rob

out

beav

wonder if lilly dog misses me....

the arizona and the might mo

2007-05-23T16:43:00.000-04:00

went and did touristy stuff yesterday. going to these sights really is kinda moving. especially the Arizona. kinda ere. pretty cool and very informative tours. lots of emotions..

thats alot of names on that wall and theres a lot of men still in the ship

look at the gun turret

me posin at the memorial

it pretty...

then i went to the uss missouri

its frickin huge. i thought guns that big were only on team 14
amazin how that much steal can float.

also lots of history on this boat too.

well there was a lot of emotions and things to be seen. really give you a new insight on the us navy. the memorials are beautiful and if you get a chance you got to check it yo.

out

beav

wonder if the memorial day races are gonna be dominated by team 14....

you cockaroach

2007-05-22T20:42:00.000-04:00

went to a bbq last nite and someone invited these guys

apparently these things get even bigger. but i named this little guy larry. hope you grow to be big and strong larry. hes on a high carb diet so he'll pry just get fat.

out

beav

wonder if anyone misses me......

pineapple loop?

2007-05-21T20:56:00.000-04:00

went out for a long one today. started out down by the beach and worked my way across the island. i didnt figure i needed to spend much more time by the beach considering thats pretty much all ive done since my arrival. so off i went

along my way i think i was almost killed by traffic atleast 246 times and all most crashed because of traffic twice that. so needless to say i wasnt to worried about pics, more along the lines of dont die. its the kinda of place if you go out and ride, you mite want to kiss your wife and tell her you love her cause you might not be comin back. once you get away from Honolulu traffic does get a little better. in my travels i ran across some local riders. they said they were doin the pineapple loop. so i joined them, and it was just what they said a loop of hills and twisty roads around pineapple fields. i got to tell you they put a whoopin on me...almost made me crap a pineapple.
beautiful mountain and pineapple fields

thought i was gonna get poured on. thats the way it is here monsoon one minute, sunny the nxt
it was a good day yo

but being on an island i eventually made it back to water

and more ocean

but i got to tell ya. when ridin a bike around the island you'll see some stuff the travel brochures wont show ya. along with awesomeness is some damn slums.

well got more ridin to do 2morrow, but for now im off to the beach to bbq and drink some recovery

out

beav

wonder if titties has been trainin

its crazy

2007-05-21T04:21:00.001-04:00

its crazy that mai tai's come in this size....

its crazy the reaction you have when you see the bill....

its crazy what you will do to forget the price.....

its crazy that its only $5.00
easy to forget about the price of food and drinks with specials like that...

you know noonan would have put out five for a happy ending....

out

beav

why does hawaii have to be so sweet.....

i guess u could call me a beach bum

2007-05-21T00:17:00.000-04:00

been hitting the beach a lot lately...

tryin to get rid of these nerdy tan lines...

but i just cant get over the beauty off this place

got a good ride planned for tomorrow....its gonna be awesome bro....ill keep ya posted

out

beav

wonder if the trash man raced today.....

more fun than u can handle bro

2007-05-20T00:50:00.000-04:00

beautiful mountians everywhere

soooo i went to da beach again

did a little boogyin and saw some awesome views

and rocked it in a special way.

lots of fun and more to come.

hi rob, oh and hi mom

wonder if thads gonna kill um tomorrow.....

its my bff

2007-05-19T18:32:00.001-04:00

more fun times

this animal had a little to much "fun"

got to go out and tear up the streets on my bike now, get some of these toxins out of the system

umbrellas

2007-05-19T01:48:00.000-04:00

umbrella drinks bruda

i love paradise yo.

drinks like that make titties drop the panties

oh ive been ridin too

2007-05-18T01:11:00.000-04:00

went out ridin today for a few hours and ran across all these decommissioned ships

there are so many golf courses out here too

but around every corner theres beautiful views

pineapple fields too

not a level straight piece of road on the island. you really want to see hawaii, do it on a bike. its magnificent!
hi rob....

out
beav

wonder if titties could keep up today....

paradise

2007-05-18T01:06:00.001-04:00

views like this make me wonder why i call iowa home

livin it up

2007-05-18T00:58:00.001-04:00

its tough but someones got to do it!

went to north shore and enjoyed!

i hate this place?

2007-05-17T03:53:00.000-04:00

80 degrees, no bugs, little humidity, ocean views, not a cloud in sight

ok ok a few clouds but whos countin
man my hate for this place grows by the second !?
on another note...beer does taste better in paradise
hello rob.....

out
beav

wonder if thad has been gettin the proper trainin without me.....

catchin up

2007-05-16T17:26:00.000-04:00

the three amigos ride again.
well the first time in pry five years all three of us were together agian. and we did it up right.

Got up and ol benny boy knew a good spot to eat. we went and he promptly ordered 48oz mai tais. ya i know freakin huge. i got a work out just drinkin um. but a pretty cool spot. right off of pearl harbor it had a decent view. got a little buzzed and forgot to take a pic. lata that night the three of us went out in Waikiki. we rocked it. one of the places we hit was called nashvilles. it is the only country bar and i have to say its damn funny. on the tvs they had monster trucks and cattle ropin. and hawain locals dressed as cowboys doin line dances. pee your pants funny.
ben and i

tom and me

oh ya we were waitin in the street for our friends to get out of one of the bars and tom and i was propositioned by your regular street whore. man we talked to the dirty slut for like an hour. she said it was 100 for me and 100 for tom haha oh but being the dirty slut she is we talked the price down. we didnt take her home but man hookers sure are funny. out on this road there was more hookers than regular people. they come out by the hundreds and they start their night at strarbucks hahahahaha

got to build me bike so im out.

lata

beav

wonder if my dog, lilly is missin me.....

made it

2007-05-15T07:39:00.000-04:00

well i made it.
twelve hours flyin
twenty total travel
rockin it hawain style
reports and picks to come yo
got to tell ya im likin what im seein all ready,
oh and beer in airports do get you drunk and silly
out
beav

wonder if titties is siftin through trash like a pro yet....

sorry

2007-05-12T10:18:00.000-04:00

sorry for the lack of updates. i have been busy. im leavin for sunny hawaii monday.

leavin on a jet plane

dont know when ill be back again.

im sure ill have fun and ill keep ya posted cause i know all you out there in blogger land really care what im up too.

more racin i missin out on this weekend. dang job. wish i could be there. if i didnt have to work id pry be down in kansas cheerin on titties and noonan. hopefully they pull off some wins. gonna be tough to beat peeps from colorado. also wish i could be tearin up sum iowa soil at sockum but oh well. gonna be a perfect day

well got more packin to do so till nxt time

out

beav

wonder if titties is gonna be allowed back in the state if he loses.....

crap inguanis race

2007-05-06T21:31:00.000-04:00

today was the imbcs #2 in waverly. it rained! it was muddy! it was hard! did i mention it was muddy! got cold! oh and there was mud! so heres my photo story......

course look like this....

when ridin across the only none muddy section of the course i look like this...

bikes looked like this....

i felt like this....

after gettin hosed off by bruce i look like this...
people who know the moves look like this....
it was good times. great to see all the guys and gals again.

caught up on lots.

they always do a good job puttin on the race down there and the course is so much fun. this time they didnt let us down. but mother nature did. oh well you got to have rides like that to respect the dry fast days. mud is the great equalizer or paralyzer, havent figured out which yet.
stole some of the pics for kerkove. thanks to all the people who put on the race. it was an epic. i think today fell under a few of those rules. well, as if donny is any kind of authority on that or really, anything in life. but for what its worth i would do it agian in a heart beat or when my legs stop hurtin.

out

beav

wonder if noonan tasted any "cheese" lately.....

dirty duathlon

2007-05-06T19:24:00.000-04:00

as the day started out to go to omaha with sean. i got up round 5 and headed to ames. as was about a block from seans house i called him. as he told me that swanson was cancelled i got a little upset. as i was a little hung over and had gotten out of bed for nothing. well i wasnt gonna let this trip be for nothing. so sean and i decided to head to des moines to ride the trails.
we hit the science center and immediately seans luck took a turn for the worst. as he started pushin some power down he snapped his chain and over the bars he went. ouch
well he limped back to the car and in doing so we ran across a few fellows who were marking a course. i chatted with them and they told me they were marking for a duathlon. a dirty du mmm mmm wanted to race to day and this was my chance.

sean and his chain

i figured what the hell ill giver a whirl. so sean and i continued to ride until the duathlon. bad idea i was pretty much spent when i got to the start line. lunch consisted of wendys. bad idea, but it was delish. so the race consisted of run 2miles, bike 10 miles, run 2 miles. easy right,...

ditry start

started and goin into runnin the trails i was in second. good until we went in over this little hill when bam. biffed it and slid half way down the hill. dang man, oh and it hurt, but i got up and continued on. after the run i was sittin in pry tenth or eleventh place easily. i had a lot of ground to make up. i started on the bike and cruised pretty conservatively trying to recover from the run, pickin people off one by one. after the bike i was sitting in second again.

rockin it on da bike

i got back to running again and my legs felt like noodles. i was about spent and got passed by to other fellows. it was tuff but fun. forth aint bad for a fat kid who can barely run to the fridge in between commercials. so the first one down and ill pry do'r again.
out

beav

wonder what titz is doin with all his spare time now...

wednesday night ride

2007-05-03T08:53:00.000-04:00

so last night was the wed nite ride.
we had the usuall suspects show up: ME, NEIL, PAPA NEIL, MEYERS, WOOLEY
ya pace was fast and the times were good. as you can tell we were workin pretty hard. thats the team 14 pace line. we were pushin ourselve to the limit. ok ok at this point we were takin er easy. i had to bail early to make it to work so the rest of the fellows finished with out me.

me and the peeps

its usually pretty fun. if your around wc sum wed nite you should stop by to. i always have fun givin nick crap. hes not always smiling ya no. i think i bring the best out of him. jk nick they're all good cats and fun to ride with and usually fun to travel with unless they got gas!

looks like theres chances for rain all weekend. i hope the races dont get cancelled. that would be a bummer. i know what ill be doin if they do get rained out. no not drinkin. ill be lookin for night crawlers. ya your rite pry be drinkin

out

beav

wonder if cvo will have some fat tire on hand at swanson.....

6 1/2 hrs

2007-05-01T22:19:00.000-04:00

nice day today so i went out and got some saddle time in. six and a half hours yippy and it waas awesome!

got some new socks! very fitting i think and he loves rassy's

i smelled many different things along the way. smelled fresh cut grass, flowers, and poop. yep hog poop but thats to be expected when living in iowa considering that there is a hog farm every mile but then i discovered the the source of the smell. it was a poop sprinkler and i could not beleive it. you know how some people water their lawns well this guy was shitting his field. amazing?

the shit sprinkler. yes the black stuff is poop.

ran across this hippy along my journey! get a hair cut

well got that done and i feel good. got lots of stuff goin on and im gonna be a busy beaver for awhile.

went out and hunted shrooms this morning also. found a few but i think i found more ticks. god i hate those nasty little bastards. pulled twelve of um off me. eeeeeeee

got the wednesday night ride tomorrow. be at the iccc parkin lot at 5:30 if you think you can handle it.

out

beav

wonder if titz is gonna pass his finals.....

thats my o face

2007-05-01T13:46:00.000-04:00

last night me and the tits hit up d-town. we hit the shop and rocked it with sterling and greg for a bit but then we headed over to the pink crusaders "maharry" shop for the big oakley sale. it was good and the "scenery" was nice. For some reason chris and rob always have hot chicks around um and it makes no sense to me. i mean look at um? ok ok ya your right they are kind of sexy. well any way rob has lots of cool stuff that hes unloading for a steal. i picked up a few items myself. So go to maharrys shop and get your oakley stuff today.

heres one of robs model showing off some shades!

after the great deals we got from rob we had some extra coins jingling in our pockets cause all the money we saved. so we figured what better thing to spend it on then bbbbeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrr. we picked up so sams summer and it was mmmm mmm delicious.

tities wanted to drink um all at once!

i advised young bryan that drinking is not a sprint, it is a distance game and you need to pace yourself. old bull, young bull! but to my advise bryan still started chuggin as fast as he could and before i knew it he was makin love to his couch.
lucky he didnt fall victim to the dreaded bro rape

well out to get some miles in..
out
beav

wonder if the beer i drank last night is up to cvo's standards.......

all giddy

2007-04-28T19:23:00.000-04:00

with the work schedule the way it is and me not being able to race i went out and rode today.

nothing but open road in front of me.

with the sun and wind at my back.

makes me all giddy. beautiful! love in it!

good to finally shake off winter and have beautiful ridin weather. hope all who race today had fun. wish i could have been there. but my ride with with beautiful mother nature was satisfying enough.

out

beav

wonder if im ridin enough for noonan now.....

all smiles today

2007-04-27T18:58:00.000-04:00

man what a beautiful day to hit the road. i hope you all went out and tore it up. i did fo shur fo shur. got out and got three hours in. mmmm mmm and loved every minute of it.

swallowed a bug when i was takin a pic.

still pretty wet out there. all the fields still have lots of water in um. if your into swimmin you got lots of place to choose from

you know the best food to get you home when you need some quick energy. no not a hammer bar or a cliff bar. i choose fruit by the foot. delicious

well got to work this weekend. damn but to all who are racin go get um. wish i could be watchin ya as i fall off the back.

out

beav

wonder if titz is gonna get in a break...

my nipples are hard

2007-04-26T22:51:00.000-04:00

man i went out and rode for a few hours and i really didnt prepare for the cold. i got kind of spoiled with the high temps lately and i was a wee bit chilled. that breeze kind of cut right threw me and really got me chilled for some reason. i was supposed to go ride with titties but we decided to ride some other time cause it looked like it was gonna rain, but it didnt so i went out and rode. looking at the temps in the near future im kinda of happy. i love warm weather.

been hittin the rode lots lately and it feels good. i got a little weight to cut, cause i like to drink, but i still feel good. seems like eagle point blew the cobs out and im getting my legs back. got along way to go to get back were i was but ill be there in no time. lookin at my schedule looks like i will be in omaha nxt weekend with sean, and then back in iowa for the iguanas race. ill pry suck on saturday as well as suck on sunday but atleast ill be out there. might be campin on saturday night if anyone want to join. sounds like some lincoln folks might be in. come have a good time with us, even if you aint racin, it'll be a hoot.

got lots of things in my near future. got to mow the yard. which suck. good thing i got those sweet shoes in providence. those are the kinda shoes that love to be stained green and be covered in dog poo. i am also plannin my trip to hawaii. ya hawaii. got the a few friends i need to go visit.

ive been watchin a lot of the family guy lately and i almost pee'd my pants. that show is so funny and i think my favorite is quagmire. hes a pimp.

moritz says hes goin to kansas this weekend for some conf. championship. if he dont win this race im gonna kick him in the ass. kids strong and needs a W for isu. go get um brian. needs a better team around him. well even if he did he pry still step on his weiner.

dont you hate it when you sit down to duke and then you duke and look around for teepee and its nowhere to be found cause your roomate poops five times a day and doesnt refill the roll when he finishes one off. So then you waddle to the teepee spot and waddle back to finish up. ya that sucks! and it just happened to me. dang dude.

out

chris

wonder if thad is gonna kill everybody this weekend.....

wednesday ride

2007-04-25T10:30:00.000-04:00

rain or shine i'll be there. will you?
5:30 iccc parkin lot
tour de wbster loop or longer
see ya there
out
beav

wonder if moritz is gonna ride today...

ridin with clark makes me hurt

2007-04-24T01:19:00.000-04:00

last night i went out to hit the road after my, well lets say sub par performance at eagle point. i wanted to get a few hours in, at least 3. it was a beautiful day with a slight breeze as most of you probably went out and found out. any who i went forty five minutes before i got to some hills. then i went up and down those a few times. note not a good idea to eat chips and hot salsa before doin this.

just kinda sucks a got to ride all that way just to get into some wimpy hills like this.

i started to head home when i ran across the one and only clark. i turned around and joined him on his journey. he asked what i was doin and i said i was gonna be goin for another couple hours and then hopefully by then i would be home. clark said he guessed that he could use a good warm up before he went and did his hill repeats. A F*&kin 3hr warm up. damn. well we went another 60 miles and i tried to act tuff until i ran out of water. i was done and parched. so clark gave me some water and a pop tart to make it home. thanks clark. i tell you clarks a machine and he really makes one hurt when ridin with him. the worst part was i think the whole time we rode he might of had one drink of water and im pretty sure he didnt get outta breath once . i got along way to go.

its rainin out today so im glad i got those miles in yesterday.

out

beav

wonder if titz is feelin betta.....

eagle point

2007-04-23T00:28:00.000-04:00

well this past weekend was the eagle point crit.
i suck.
oh other cool stuff happened on the way over there though. bruce has got a heavy foot and it landed him a ticket/ they all blamed me cause we were late cause i was drunk. bla blah hundred four bucks dang dude.
well we got there and i was feelin a little weak you might say. so i did as what bruce calls the the team 14 flare. i jumped off the front and then a few laps later right out the back. at least i made everybody hurt a little. well anyways thaddeaus almost got it which was coo but ended up 6th

well the other person....well the person whos carrying our road team this year did awesome. josh rocked it and ended up in a close fourth. i tell ya the first time i met the dude and hes a pretty stand up guy. nice work josh.

look at him keepin it real during the race. you know he belongs on team 14 with moves like that.

well i did a little cinematography while i was sittin nxt to the atlas peeps. heres a video of the cat 3 finish.

throw that bike josh.....

well hopefully the nxt time i blog it will be about ridin in the dirt
thats all for now kiddies
out
beav

wonder if noonans still a bitch...

hey someone put alcohol in my beer?

2007-04-22T23:38:00.000-04:00

well this past week one of my bestis friends was home from Germany. he was stationed there for the past few years and i havent seen him since. but back in the day yo; we used to do sum pretty stupid stuff, and we was like bros. i think i might have even stayed at his house for entire summer not really meanin too. ahh cant beat good friends... last night was his last night in town so we had to send him off right.

butt, eric, and i

on the way to the festivities. i kept it real!

erics sis jessica. we got sloshed

thats me and jenn erics other sis

me and the friend stealer. "erics wife"katie

butt had some of my dirty dick. i think he liked.

well we had a good time and i did my usual routine of getting drunk the night before i got to race. hopefully it wont be another few years before i get to see that crazy ass again. well mabe it would be a good thing. apparently he learned to drink in germany and i dont think my liver can take much more.

out

beav

wonder what noonan is eatin right now....

friday......yeah

2007-04-20T10:33:00.000-04:00

well the weekend is upon us already, man. i cant beleive its friday man. i hate friday. you wanna know why i hate fridays. well i'll tell you why i hate fridays, cause i know tomorrows saturday. that means hang overday. so once again i got a big night of drinkin. its veisha and i will be getting completely wasted in a great college manner.
lets just hope i dont end up lookin like this guy.

well i can usually hold some booze, and i can honestly say that i havent got drunk......this week so i guess its time to let loose a little. but mabe ill keep it cool and sit my ass at home to be ready for the race. if i could only go as fast on a bike as fast as i can take down a thirty two. your right i suck both ways so we'll see. you know ill keep ya informed
in other news i hate flys. they just buzz around and annoy me
brians heading to lincoln for lpsc. mabe ill head over there saturday morn if im in alright shape and if i dont have to work at the bar. if not good luck bitch.
got to get out tonite after a nap and hit the streets and log some more miles.
i wish there was a mountian bikie race this weekend. im gettin a itchin to hit the dirt.
out
beav

wonder if the titties is finally gonna get a WIN for ISU....

the wind blows

2007-04-19T19:28:00.000-04:00

dont you just hate when your flyin along pretty at good pace and you just keep goin straight, not really relizing that you have a pretty good tail wind. then you finally decide you better turn and head for home when BAM theres a head wind. it never really feels that strong when your goin with it but when you turn into i think the wind picks up or somethin. it does make for good trainin i guess but i still hate it. livin in iowa i guess im just gonna have to complain about it.
well off to work
out
beav

wonder what the titz is doin....

"master"

2007-04-18T15:35:00.000-04:00

oh my god!
i hope i never face this guy in a game of beer pong.
kinda looks like cvo too

unbelievable!
its frickin awesome and i hope to one day become a beer pong master too.

well i guess other than getting in shape i need to polish my skills with a ping pong ball
woke up today and felt great. have to put some miles in before i hit the work place.
team 14 fellas are hitting the ol wednesday night ride. ill be able to hit it for half the time cause i gots ta be ta work by seven. dang
if you think you can handle the whole thing be at the iowa central parkin lot round 5:30
out
beav

wonder what the folks from lincoln are doin right now...

oh what a ride

2007-04-18T00:12:00.000-04:00

well there was three of us who went out today.
5hrs over eighty miles covered.
i know kinda slow but we did stop a caseys twice to get water and the wind blew. i mean really it did.
it started out all happy and stuff. look its me

mor titties was happy what a gentleman he doesn't put it in the st%&k!

i think its funny, we had to ride 45mins just to get to some hills and then when we did get there they put up signs just to let us know. like we couldnt tell?

they put up signs for everything these days. look signs so you can watch out for brians girl friends that cross the road.

got to admit the kid does have some early season power. look what happened when he shifted down and put some power down. buildings just collapse as he goes by.

well after all the ridin and the wind we stopped a caseys once again. heres brian and becca. our fuel of choice today was mike and ikes. i got screwed though in my box i didnt get a single red one.

i also had to take up a little bit of a dennis grelk diet. look at me keepin it real.

now thats the look of a man about ready to explode.

after all that ridin cant say i felt any better

shot a little video but i cant figure out how to get it up right.

well it was a good day. had tons of fun. even if i was slow. ill be sure to be havin more outings like today in the near future
until the next episode
out
beav

wonder if mor titz legs hurt.... i know mine do

ditry dick

2007-04-17T12:51:00.000-04:00

whos got a dirty dick?
i know i do...how bout you?

i bet you all want to try some of my dirty dick dont you?
its even young just the way i like um
got to ride today!!
just have too cause when im done they'll be some dirty dick wait'n for me and i cant wait to get my mouth on it. mmmmm mmmmm
out
beav

wonder if mor titties will have some of my dirty dick....

2.5 hrs and i feel fine

2007-04-17T01:17:00.000-04:00

went out and rode today.
how could you pass it up 70's! nice
me lovin it

ran across a few cool peeps along the way. he is strong already and i got lots of catchin up to do. i guess goin out and drinkin doesnt help with fitness. hhm who would of thunk it.

well tomorrow got to head to ames for a ride with the mor titties. we be ridin for bout three to four hours round three if you want to join. takin off out off the isu campus. apparently mor titties has a lady who wants to ride as well. saweet hopfully the scenery will be better than the ride if you know what i mean. haha what? it gets tiring lookin at dudes butts all the time. if you want to join in the chaos let me know. or join in the recovery effort too thats ok.
well in other news ill be headin to my first race of the year this sunday at eagles nest or what ever the hell you call that hole. i might not be able to beat a soul, but you can bet i can drink everyone there under the table. that would include you mr robinson.
well i hate to admit it but i missed tons of racin and sis. wish i could have been there to hit the dirt. but for now ill be hittin the road. get in the miles and buildin a good base.
out
beav

wonder if more titties is gonna bag this chick...

oh my god

2007-04-16T21:44:00.000-04:00

i didnt think it would ever happen

the weather finally has gotten nice and now i ride
out
beav

wonder what the more tits is doin right now...

good weekend and no more choooo

2007-04-10T17:05:00.000-04:00

hope you all had a good easter

i got to spend a little time with the fam.

it was fun.

my trip to margaritaville was fun also.

little word of advise.

dont drink from the bucket......leads to stupidity

as you can tell i also got rid of that uglyness that i called a foo man chooo. what was i thinkin?

got to ride my bike yesterday!

y's it got to snow and be cold still. i thought we were threw this jazz. dang man

tomorrow the first wednesday night ride of the year. wonder if its still goin down. guess ill have to talk to thad. but since thads been ridin his bike since january i doubt he'll cancel cause of weather.

oh in other news im cooking spagetti.

couldnt make it to nebraska. had to do my bar maid gig saturday afternoon. wish i could have been there. could have had a few cold ones in the cold with some cool peeps. nxt time

well got to go check on my noodles

out

beav

wonder what bryans doin right now...

p.s. i got two easter baskets bryan. ha eat that! my mom loves me too!

the start of something beautiful

2007-04-06T21:00:00.000-04:00

well i have abandoned the beard, obviously, and started something way cooler.
thats right the foo man choo. yeah it will be cool. now when you see the big texan out of new orleans who traveled with the carnival show who smokes cheap cigars and puts candy up his nose, little quote from primus, i think it will come off faster than it took took to grow it though.

for some reason i just like lookin like a retard! example cross season. what was i thinkin with that beard, but it was quite warm. think the flavor of the month is texas, nit because of this sweet stash but cause its warm there and its cold here. also its close to mexico and speaking of mexico i just busted out my bucket of margarita
yeee haaaaa gonna be a goooooood friday in deed.
heres a little video dedicated to bryan. for thinking he will ever be able to grow such a saweeet stash.

well thats all folks
out
beav

wonder what the dreamer is doin right now...

i'm famous!

2007-04-04T13:38:00.000-04:00

you got to watch it. its got good footage of me. well ok mabe not, but its funny.

a little insight into my younger years

2007-04-03T20:37:00.001-04:00

yeah i hope no bad people show up.
kick it!

you missed out

2007-04-03T01:46:00.000-04:00

well you guys all missed out. beautiful day and me and the asswipe took full advantage of it too.

moritz meetin up with me. what a dousche

a beautiful day for a ride and i hope you all did the same.

bryan cruised around braggin about is first date moves.

this guy was strong and he really put a hurtin on me???

i dont know what his deal is. ridin by all the ladies showin off the goods

after the ride bryan decided to give the other cat 4s in the state a chance so he picked up his new ride

after all that ridin it was time for recovery.

DEEEEELLLLIIIIICCCCCIIIIOOOOUUUSSSSS!!!!!

to fill in the cracks, a frosty

im pretty sure i ate more than i burned of.....ah oh well

out

beav

wonder what b-moritz is doin right now........

who wants sum

2007-04-02T10:20:00.000-04:00

thats right the asswipe and i are hittingt the roads of and around ames, tonite. you want in let me know. will be hittin the streets round 5 from isu campus. bout an hour or two easy and then gonna get sum "recovery drinks" and boneless buffalo wings mmmmmmmmm. we can handle the masses, well moritz can, handle a massive oh never mind. so cum one come all for a good time
out
beav

wonder what thuds doin right now..